I will allow comments as I see fit, and reserve the right to deny anyone the ability to comment. You may post comments anonymously, but you will be ridiculed, humiliated, and spat upon for doing so. Please, do not comment anonymously if possible. For each anonymous comment I will personally kick a puppy.
I promise nothing when it comes to contacting me. You can try email, phone, instant message, but be aware that I hate communicating with people. That’s just who I am. If you don’t get an immediate response from me rest assured that I probably don’t hate you, I just put off returning all communications for as long as possible.
I am entitled to make whatever comments, observations, musings, political jibes, crude and obscene jokes, criticisms, unfair comparisons, biased anecdotes, etc. as I see fit. This is my site, not anyone else’s.
If I use content that is not original, or which I do not hold the copyright for I will always attempt to the best of my ability to cite, link, or otherwise denote who owns it. If I make a mistake, I will correct it upon proper request.
Everything posted on this site is strictly copyrighted by me, Kory Hoopes; unless otherwise specified. If you use any of my stuff in any manner without permission or proper citation I will hunt you down and throw you in front of a bus, preferably a bus filled with angry nuns.